Clinton in hell
PRESIDENT CLINTON DIED AND WENT TO HELL. AT THE GATE HE WAS MET BY THE DEVIL.
THE DEVIL SAID, “YOU HAVE TWO CHOICES ON HOW YOU WILL SPEND ETERNITY. THE FIRST BEING YOU CAN RULE YOUR OWN WORLD. THE SECOND IS YOU CAN BE THE ONLY MAN IN A WORLD OF WOMEN.”
THINKING OUT LOUD, PRESIDENT CLINTON SAID, “WELL I RULED THE WORLD AS PRESIDENT, BUT EVERY TIME I TRIED TO GET A PIECE OF ASS, KEN STARR HAD TO INVESTIGATE. SO I’LL TAKE THE WORLD OF WOMEN.”
THE DEVIL SAID, “VERY WELL” AND LEAD CLINTON TO A ROOM. CLINTON ENTERED AND THE DOOR WAS LOCKED BEHIND HIM.
LOOKING AROUND HE DISCOVERED THAT ALL THE WOMEN WERE LESBIANS WHO LOOKED LIKE JANET RENO.