Clinton Takes Flight
Bill Clinton, soon to be a “private” citizen again, wanting to get the feel of regular life again decided to take a comercial airline flight.
After the pilot made his obligatory welcome and flight information announcement, he put the microphone down but didn’t realize he had left it locked in the “send” mode.
He said to his co-pilot, “Boy, this has been one hell of a week. You know, I could really use a blow job and a cup of coffee.”
A stewardess working in the rear of the plane immediately realized that the pilot was unaware that he had left the microphone on, so she went running forward toward the cockpit to warn the pilot.
As she passed by Bill leaned over into the aisle and shouted to her, “Don’t forget his coffee!”