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A really good-looking girl was giving a man a manicure in the
barber shop.

“How about a date when you finish work?” he asked.

“I can’t” she replied, “I am married.”

“So call up you husband and tell him you’re going to visit a sick girlfriend,” said the man.

“Why don’t you tell him yourself?” said the girl, “he’s the one shaving you.”

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