Clueless Tourist

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A lady on her first visit to Yellowstone National Park said to her guide, “Look at all those big rocks! Wherever did they come from?”

“The glaciers brought them down,” said the guide.

“But where are the glaciers now?” asked the lady.

“The glaciers,” said the guide in a weary voice, “have gone back for more rocks.”

“Oh,” said the lady.

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