Codeword Spaghetti
A doctor was having an affair with his nurse. One day she told him she was pregnant. Not wanting his wife to know, he gave the nurse a large sum of money and asked her to go to Italy and have the baby there.
“But how will I let you know when the baby is born?” she asked.
He replied, “Just send me a postcard and write ’spaghetti’ on the back.” Not knowing what else to do, the nurse took the money and flew to Italy.
Six months later, the doctor’s wife called him at the office. “Dear, you just received the strangest postcard today, and I don’t understand what it means.”
The doctor said, “I’ll have a look at it when I get home tonight.”
Later that evening, after he read the postcard, he fell to the floor in a dead faint. The card read, “Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti–two with sausage and meatballs, two without.”