Coffee Is Better
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Loading ...Listed below are overwhelming reasons that coffee is better than a woman:
1. A cup of coffee looks good in the morning.
2. You won’t get arrested for ordering coffee at 3 AM.
3. You won’t fall asleep after a cup of coffee.
4. You can always warm coffee up.
5. You can take black coffee home to your parents.
6. You can make coffee as sweet as you want.
7. You can smoke while drinking coffee.
8. Coffee smells and tastes good.
9. You don’t have to put vinegar in your coffee.
10. They sell coffee at restaurants.
11. You can always get a fresh cup of coffee.
12. You can always ditch a bad cup of coffee.
13. Coffee goes down easier.
14. If you put chocolate in your coffee, it doesn’t put on weight.
15. No matter how ugly you are, you can always get a cup of coffee.
16. A big cup or small cup? It doesn’t matter.
17. Your coffee doesn’t talk to you.
18. Coffee smells good in the morning.
19. Coffee doesn’t care what kind of mood you’re in.
20. You can dunk whatever you want in your coffee.
21. Your coffee won’t get pregnant when you put cream in it.
22. Coffee is ready in 10 minutes or less.
23. No matter how bad coffee is, you can always make it better.
24. Coffee doesn’t have a time of the month… it’s good all the time.
25. Coffee doesn’t take up half your bed.
26. Coffee doesn’t mind if you wake up at 3 AM and decide to have a cup.
27. Your coffee is never jealous of a larger cup.
28. Instant Coffee!