Coffee, tea or what??

There was this guy sitting on a plane waiting for take-off. The pilot comes over the loud-speaker and announces their destination and the altitude at which they will be flying.
Not realizing that he has left the loud-speaker on, the pilot leans over and says to the co-pilot: “I could really use a cup of coffee and a blo-job”.

Almost instantly, a stewardess runs to the front of the plane to inform the pilot his mike was on.

Upon seeing this, the guy yells from his seat: “Hey, don’t forget the coffee!!”

This joke is filed under Funny Stories.