Cold Day
An Amish woman and her daughter were riding in an old buggy on cold, blustery January day. The daughter said to the mother, “My hands are freezing cold.”
The mother replied, “Put your hands between your legs. The body heat will warm them up.” So the daughter did and her hands warmed up.
The next day, the daughter was riding with her boyfriend and he said “My hands are freezing cold.”
The daughter replied, “Put them between my legs, they’ll warm up.”
The next day, the boyfriend was again riding in the buggy with the daughter. He said, “My nose is freezing cold.”
The daughter replied, “Put it between my legs. It will warm up.” He did and his nose warmed up.
The next day, the boyfriend was once again driving with the daughter and he said, “My penis is frozen solid…”
The next day, the daughter was driving in the buggy with her mother and she said to her mother. “Have you ever heard of a penis?”
The slightly concerned mother said, “Sure, why do you ask?
The daughter replied, “Well, they make one heck of a mess when they defrost.”