Signs you’re in college:

-You rarely have $5 in your pocket.
-A grilled cheese sandwich is a major food group to you.
-You have little or no idea what you want to do with your life.
-There is drool damage in two or more of your textbooks.
-Your body starts going through withdrawal, when you go more than two days w/o pizza.
-Your computer costs more and runs better than your car.
-Your history prof asks “Who was General Lee?” and you answer, “The car from The Dukes of Hazzard.”
-You’re on a first name basis w/ the MasterCard and Visa debt collectors.

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This guy goes to college and after a few months writes his dad a letter:

Dear dad,
I’m having lots of fun, I have a girlfriend. Could you please send me some money?

Johnny

Well, after a couple of years, he just writes:

No mon’, No fun, Yo son

And his dad replied to this letter as so:
Too bad, So sad, Yo dad!

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