Colorful Shipwreck
A guy gets shipwrecked. When he wakes up, he’s on a beach. The sand is purple. He can’t believe it. The sky is purple. He walks around a bit and sees that there is purple grass, purple birds and purple fruit on the purple trees.
He’s shocked when he finds that his skin is starting to turn purple, too.
“Oh NO!” he says, “I think I’ve been marooned!”