Colours
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The teacher walks into her fifth grade class and says: “OK children, today we will not use the textbook.” All the children were happy, especially those who didn’t get their homework done.
Teacher goes on to say, “Today we will be talking about colours, and we will use our imagination to talk about colours. Can anyone tell me a story about colours?”
An Irish boy raises his hand and starts “My daddy is a policeman and he wears a BLUE uniform, he carries a BROWN briefcase to work and he loves my mommy, especially when she’s wearing that nice RED blouse”.
Teacher says, “Splendid John, well done, anyone else?’
An Indian boy stands up and starts, “This marning ven I vas atahome, I vas vaching tele vhen de fone ring, GRIIN GRIIN, so I be saying, YELLOW can I be helping yooo, no vhan vas dare, so I be putting down the phone, PINK. Thank you for my story.”