Come join the party Father Celestain
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Loading ...(this joke is written and told by a true COON-ASS so if you can spoke like a true CAJUN you guna like dis one real good.
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ONE TIME, FATHER THIBODEAUX WAS JUST ABOUT TO GIVE HIS TALK AT HIS CHURCH. HIS CHURCH IS USUALLY FULL, HOWEVER, DIS TIME, THERE WAS ONLY TWO OLD WOMEN IN THE PEWS.
FATHER THIBODEAUX TOLD THE TWO OLD LADIES TO HOLD ON, HE WAS COMING RIGHT BACK.
FATHER THIBODEAUX WENT TO THE BACK OF THE CHURCH AND LOOKED DOWN DE STREET AND HE NOTICE THAT AT BOUDREAUX’S HOUSE, DERE WAS CARS ON HIS LOT AND ALL AROUND HIS HOUSE. ALL DE WINDOWS WAS CLOSED AND THE SHADES WERE DOWN AND DERE WAS NO LIGHTS ON IN DE HOUSE.
FATHER THIBODEAUX WENT TO BOUDREAUX’S HOUSE AND KNOCKED ON DE DOOR. BOUDREAUX CAME TO DE DOOR. FATHER THIBODEAUX NOTICED THAT BOUDREAUX AIN’T GOT NO CLOSE ON AT ALL AND ALL DE LITES IN THE HOUSE WAS OFF. BOUDREAUX TOLD FATHER THIBODEAUX TO COME IN AND JOIN THE PARTY. FATHER THIBODEAUX HEARS ALL DE NOISE AND SEES ALL DE PEOPLE IN DE HOUSE AND DEY AIN’T GOT NO CLOTHES ON AT ALL.
FATHER THIBODEAUX AX BOUDREAUX WHAT WAS GOING ON IN DERE.
BOUDREAUX SAID “WE HAVIN’ A PARTY.”
FATHER THIBODEAUX SAID “WHAT KINDA PARTY YALL HAVIN WIT NO CLOTHES ON?”
BOUDREAUX SAID “WE HAVIN A ‘FEEL AND GUESS’ PARTY. WHY DON’T YOU JOIN US?”
FATHER THIBODEAUX SAID “WHAT YALL DOIN AT DIS PARTY?”
“WELL”, BOUDREAUX SAID, “WE ALL TAKE OFF OUR CLOTHES AND TURN OUT ALL DE LIGHTS IN DE HOUSE AND WALK AROUND DE LIVIN ROOM AND FEEL EACH OTHER UP AND DEN WE TRY TO GUESS WHO WE FEELING. COME ON IN AND JOIN THE PARTY!”
FATHER THIBODEAUX SAID, “OH, NO. I CAN’T DO DAT, I’M DE HEAD OF THE PARISH HERE AND DE BISHOP WOULD FIRE ME FAST.”
BOUDREAUX SAID, “YOU MIGHT AS WELL, FATHER, YOUR NAME BEEN GUESSED AT FOUR TIMES ALREADY!”
