Come Together
A truck driver was barely creeping up a very steep hill with his rig when he reached the top.
On the downward descent of the same hill he noticed what appeared to be a couple laying right in the middle of the road.
The closer he got it appeared that they were making love. He immediately began blowing the airhorn and applying the brakes.
The couple continued their passionate ways as the driver came screeching to a halt only inches away from them.
“What in the hell are you doing?” screamed the startled truck driver. “Didn’t you hear my horn blaring?” he asked.
“Look, I was coming, she was coming, you were coming,” said the unruffled lover. “You were the only one with brakes.”