Coming to grips with illness
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Loading ...A man goes to his doctor for a check up and the doctor says:- “I don’t know how to tell you this, but you’re going to die, and you only have six months left.”
When the poor bloke gets home, he tells his wife he has AIDS and only has six months to live and goes out for a beer. He gets pissed up and tells all his mates he has AIDS and only six months left.
Two days later he meets his doctor in the street and the doc says:-”I see you’ve come to terms with your terminal condition, everyone in town is talking about it. But tell me why are you telling everyone you have AIDS when I told you it was an inoperable brain tumor that’s killing you?”
“Oh,” said the man “I’ve come to terms with dying, but I don’t want anyone f*cking my wife after I’m gone!”
