Compromising Positions

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This celebrity is taking a shower. He has made it known to the public that he is celibate, and is firm on that fact. Even so, he occasionally feels the need to “release some built up tension”, and this is one of these occasions.

Just as he is finishing with himself, he sees a photographer, who has captured the whole episode on film.

“Hold on a minute” he says. “You can’t do that. You’ll destroy my reputation. I’ll be a laughing stock.”

“This picture is my lottery win,” says the photographer. “I’ll be financially secure for life.”

So the guy offers to buy the camera off the photographer, and after lots of negotiation, they eventually arrive at a figure of two million dollars.

The guy then dries himself off, and heads off with his new camera. He meets his housekeeper, who spots the camera.

“That looks like a really good camera,” she says, “how much did it cost you?”

“Two million dollars”, he replies.

“TWO MILLION DOLLARS!” says the housekeeper, “They must have seen you coming.”

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