Computer Geek Poetry

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The following is submitted, exactly as authored, but a “translation” follows:

>>!*”#
^’`$$-
!*=@$_
%*>>~#4
&[]../
|{,,SYSTEM HALTED

The symbols above are called “DINGBATS”. Each Dingbat has a NAME. When you speak the name of the symbols, the following “poem” results:

Waka waka bang splat tick tick hash,

Caret quote back-tick dollar dollar dash,

Bang splat equal at dollar under-score,

Percent splat waka waka tilde number four,

Ampersand bracket bracket dot dot slash,

Vertical-bar curly-bracket comma comma CRASH!

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