Computer Terms Straight From The Ozarks

1.BARCODE: The fighting rules down at the local tavern.
2.BUG: The reason you give for calling in sick.
3.BYTE: What the pit bull did to cousin Jim Bob
4.CACHE: What you have to resort to when you run out of food stamps.
5.CHIP: Pasture muffins that you try not to step in
6.CRASH: When you go to Junior’s party uninvited
7.DIGITAL: Counting on your fingers
8.DISKETTE: A female disco dancer
9.FAX: The only thing the FBI is interested in
10.HACKER: Uncle Leroy after 32 years of smoking
11.KEYBOARD: Where you hang your keys to the tractor
12.MAC: Big Bubba’s favorite fast food
13.MODEM: I.Q. comparison (as in “she’s mo’ dumb than y’all”)
14.MOUSE PAD: Where Mickey and Minnie live
15.NETWORK: Scooping up a big fish before it breaks the line
16.ONLINE: Where to walk when taking the sobriety test
17.ROM: Where the Pope lives
18.SCREEN: The thing that helps keep the “skeeters” off the porch
19.SERIAL PORT: A red wine you drink with breakfast
20.SUPERCONDUCTOR: Amtrak’s employee of the year
21.TERMINAL: Time to call the undertaker

This joke is filed under Ethnic Cultural.