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Loading ...Henry Ford dies and goes to Heaven. At the gates, Gabriel tells him, “You’ve been such a good guy and your invention of the assembly line changed the lives of many people. As a reward, you can hang out with anyone you want to in Heaven.”
Ford thinks about it and says, “I want to hang out with God.” The be-feathered fellow at the Pearly Gates takes him to the throne room and introduces him to God.
Ford then asks God, “Hey, didn’t you invent Woman?”
God says, “Yes, after I created Man“.
“Well,” says Ford, “you have some major design flaws in your invention.”
1. There is too much front end protrusion
2. It chatters at high speeds
3. The rear end wobbles too much, and
4. The intake is too close to the exhaust.
“HMMM…” replies God, “Just a minute while I look into this.” God goes to the Celestial Supercomputer, types in a few keystrokes, and waits for the results.
The computer prints our a slip of paper and God reads it.
Then he looks at his Ford and say, “Well, my invention may be flawed, but according to my computer, more men ride my invention than yours.”
