Contagious
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Loading ...Little Johnny’s teacher asked the class if they had ever heard the word “contagious” before.
Little Susie put up her hand and proceded to tell the class that when somebody has the chicken pox they are contagious. Her mummy said so.
Next was little Robert. He told the class that contagious was when somebody has got the measles.
Then little Johnny stood up to set them all right. “You’re both wrong. The other day I was sitting on the porch with my old man and the neighbour was painting his house with a really small paint brush. My dad said, “That’s going take that CUNT AGES.”