Conversation Between a Nun and a Patient
A man is in the hospital recovering from an operation when a nun walks into his room. The nun is there to cheer the sick. They start talking and she asks about his life. He talks about his wife and his 13 children.
“My, my,” says the nun. “13 children, a good, proper Catholic family. God is very proud of you.”
“I’m sorry, Sister,” he says. “I am not Catholic. I’m Jewish.”
“Jewish!” exclaims the nun. “You sex maniac, you !!!”