Conversion Factor
One day a Jewish son came home from college and told his dad that he had converted to Christianity. His father went to his Rabbi and said, “My son went away for awhile and came back a Christian. What shall I do?”
The Rabbi said in reply, “Well, you see, the same thing happened to my son. We shall pray to God and ask what we should do.” So the man and the Rabbi prayed to God.
“God, our sons left home for awhile and came back Christians. What shall we do?”
God said, “Funny you should mention that….”