Cop does Community Service
A policeman was driving around in his patrol car. After he pulled off an expressway, he turned onto the street at the end of the ramp, and he noticed someone at a KFC fast food place getting into his car. They guy had placed a bucket of chicken on top of his car, got in and drove off with the bucket still on top of his car.
So the policeman decided to pull him over and perform a community service by giving the driver his bucket of chicken. He pulled him over, walked up to the car, pulled the bucket off the roof and offered it to the driver.
The driver looks at the policeman and says, “No thanks, I just bought some.”