Correcting Little Johnny’s Grammar
During recess, Little Johnny was seen crying in the corner of the classroom. So his teacher Mrs. Smith approached Little Johnny to ask why he was crying.
Between sobs, Little Johnny said, “Billy hitted me in the head!”
Being a teacher, Mrs. Smith could not resist correcting Little Johnny’s grammar. So she said, “Billy hit me in the head.”
Little Johnny then stopped crying and smiled as he said, “You too? Boy, that Billy is in BIG trouble now!”