Costly Picture

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Rodney sat in his attorney’s office. “Do you want the bad news first or the terrible news?” his lawyer asked.

“Give me the bad news first.”

“Your wife found a picture worth a half-million dollars.”

“That’s the bad news?” asked Rodney, incredulously. “I can’t wait to hear the terrible news!”

“Well, it’s of you and your mistresss.”

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