Cow Jokes
Q: What do you call a cow that has just dropped its calf
A: Decalfeinated
Q: What do call a cow with three legs
A: Lean beef
Q: What do you call a napping bull?
A: Bull dozer
Q: Why don’t cows like the new round bales of hay?
A: They don’t get a square meal
Q: What do you call a cow with only two front legs?
A: An udder drag