Cow Jokes

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Q: What do you call a cow that has just dropped its calf
A: Decalfeinated

Q: What do call a cow with three legs
A: Lean beef

Q: What do you call a napping bull?
A: Bull dozer

Q: Why don’t cows like the new round bales of hay?
A: They don’t get a square meal

Q: What do you call a cow with only two front legs?
A: An udder drag

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