Cow Poetry

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This is probably what you would hear in a cow poetry reading:

Cow reading poem she created:
“Distant Hills”
The distant hills call to me
Their rolling waves seduce my heart.
Oh, how i want to graze in their lush valleys,
Oh, how i want to run down their green slopes.
Alas, i cannot.
Damn the electric fence!
Damn the electric fence!
Thank you.

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