Cow Surprised
One day a little boy was watching some cows in a field. There was a brown cow, a white cow and a bull. After a few mintues the boy runs into the house where his home is.
“Mommy, the bull is fucking the brown cow!” the boy says
“Now Billy, that is not what we say, we say the bull surprised the brown cow.”
The little boy leaves and then comes back a little while later.
“Mommy, mommy!” the boys cries
“I know what you are going to say, the bull surprised the white cow.”
“He sure did. He is fucking the brown cow again!”