Cowboys Fan
A Cowboys fan in a New York bar leaned to the guy next to him and said, “Wanna hear a joke about Giants fans?”
The guy next to him replied, “Well before you tell that joke you should know something. I’m six feet tall and 220 pounds, and I’m a Giants fan. The guy sitting next to me is six-two tall, 240 pounds, and he’s a Giants fan, and the guy sitting next to him is six-five, 280 pounds, and he’s a Giants fan too. Now, do you still wanna tell that joke?”
The Cowboys fan said, “Nah, not if I’m gonna have to explain it three times.”