CPR
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Loading ...A five-year-old boy walks into his parents’ bedroom just as his full-chested mom is about to put on her bra.
“What are those, Mommy?” he asks, pointing to her breasts.
“Oh, those are balloons, Jimmy. When women die, they inflate and float you up to Heaven.”
The following week, Jimmy runs into the kitchen where his mother is preparing lunch.
“Mommy, come quick, Aunt Betty is dying!” cries the little boy.
“What do you mean she’s dying??” asks Mommy.
“She’s lying on the floor in the basement with her balloons out…Daddy’s trying to blow them up so she’ll go to Heaven, and she keeps yelling “Oh God, I’m coming!”