Crash landing
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Loading ...There were a bunch of people on a plane. The pilot comes on and says: “The plane is having engine failure, we’re going to have to make a crash landing.”
Everyone was silent. Suddenly, a lady jumps up, takes off all her clothes onto the floor and yells: “Is there anyone here who could make me feel like the woman I was meant to be?!?”
For a while, nothing happened. Then a man jumps up, takes off all his clothes and throws them at her feet and says: “Here! Wash those!”