cricket ball
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Loading ...My wife and I were about to have lunch when my friend Brainiac came into the house with his hands between his legs.
“Why Brainiac, what is the matter?” I asked, to which he responded, “I’ve been hit by a bloody cricket ball!!”
My wife, ever the nurse, said, “Why Brainiac, take it out and let me have a look.”
So she took out Brainiac’s john-thomas, put it in a bowl of warm water, added rose petals and massaged it lightly.
Brainiac, ever the gracious guest said, “Friend, I think what your wife has done is very nice. But…” he said, putting his finger up in the air, “I still think that I shall lose a nail!”
