Crisis At The White House
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Loading ...A senior White House aide walked into the Oval Office to find all the president’s men standing around looking so worried and President Bill Clinton was not around. So the senior aide walked over to the Chief of Staff to ask what was the matter.
The Chief of Staff sighed and said, “Today’s been nothing but bad news and worse news!”
“What’s the bad news?” asked the senior aide.
“Well, both India and Pakistan exploded their tenth atomic bomb turning the Indian sub-continent into a nuclear arms race. Because of this, China now threatens that if both countries persist in their nuclear tests, this may trigger a regionwide conflict the likes of which the world has never seen before.”
“Jeez, that’s really bad news. But what could be worse than that?”
“Seems like Bill’s got his hands on some Viagra.”
