Crowded Bus
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Loading ...In a crowded city at a crowded bus stop, a beautiful young woman was waiting for the bus. She was decked out in a tight leather miniskirt with matching tight leather boots and jacket.
As the bus rolled up and it was her turn to get on, she became aware that her skirt was too tight to allow her leg to come up to the height of the bus’s first step! Slightly embarrassed and with a quick smile to the bus driver, she reached behind her and unzipped her skirt a little, thinking this would give her enough room to raise her leg. She tried the step again, but the skirt was still too tight.
More embarrassed, she reached behind her and unzipped her skirt a little more and tried the step again. It was no use. So, with another smile to the driver she tried unzipping her skirt a little more.
The big Texan man standing behind her in line picked her up easily by the waist and placed her lightly on the step of the bus. The woman went ballistic and turned on the would-be hero, screaming at him, “How dare you touch my body!! I don’t even know you!”
At this the Texan drawled “Well ma’am, normally I would agree with you but, after you unzipped my fly three times, I kinda figured that we was friends.”
