crying on the porch

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There was this man crying on his porch and his wife walked out. “Why are you crying?” she asked.

“Well,” began her husband,”remember how your father said I had to marry you or else I would go to jail for 20 years since i got you pregnant?”

“Yes,” she started,”but that still doesn’t explain why your crying.”

“Well,” he began,”I would have gotten out today.”

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