Custody Battle

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Listening one day to my friend speak of the painful DIVORCE that he and his wife are going through and the custody battle over the children. I told him, “That must be one of the hardest decisions to make. My wife and I will never have that problem.”

“Why is that?” he asked.

“Because we will never get divorced.”

“How do you know?”

“Because neither one of us wants custody of the kids.”

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