Cut-Off Time
A woman came home just in time to find her husband in bed with another woman. With superhuman strength born of fury, she dragged him down the stairs to the garage and put his tally-whacker in a vise. She secured it tightly, then removed the handle from the vise.
Next, she approached him with a hacksaw. The husband, terrified, screamed, “STOP! STOP! You’re not going to… to… cut it off, are you?!!”
The wife, with a gleam of revenge in her eye, said, “Nope. YOU are! I’m going to set the garage on fire.”