D. H. Lawrence

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A city gent is walking out of a tube station when a beggar accosts him and asks him for money for some food. The city gent replies:

“Neither a lender nor a borrower be
- William Shakespeare” and walks off.

A few days later the beggar is wandering down a country lane when he sees the same city gent with the hood of his Rolls Royce up. The city gent says:

“I say! Could you give me a push to the nearest garage?”

to which the beggar replies

“Fuck off ! - D. H. Lawrence.” and walks off.

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