Da Blonde and Da Ol’ VW Bug
There was once a blonde who bought a VW bug. She was driving along, and she ran over a speed bump,and immediately after she heard a huge bang and her car broke down.
The blonde then got out of her car and opened the hood, where she thought the engine should be. To her surprise it was gone. Thinking the engine had fallen out she started walking back. On her way she met another blonde, in an identical VW bug. The second blonde pulled over, and asked the first blonde what the problem was.
The first blonde replied, “My car hit a bump, and the engine fell out, so I’m going back to find it.”
The second blonde got very excited. She exclaimed, “Well, there isn’t problem then, because I just happen to have a spare engine in my trunk!”