Dad Crying
A girl and this guy have been going out for a long time when she finally says, “I have got to have you NOW!”
He says, “How?”
“Well, there’s a tree in my backyard. You can put me in it then fuck me.”
He agrees, so they go in the backyard and he puts her in the tree and they do it. He takes her down and she goes inside to her room.
Finally his conscience gets to him and he goes up to her father and says, “Sir, My conscience is bothering me. I fucked your daughter in the tree and I took her down and now she’s in her room.”
Her father started crying.
He says, “I’m sorry I made you cry. I didn’t mean to.”
Her dad says, “No, that’s beautiful. All of her other dates left her in the tree.”