Dad Owns Hell

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Three small boys were bragging about their fathers. The first boasted that his dad owned a farm. The second said his dad owned a factory. The third boy, a pastor’s son, replied, “That’s nothin’. My dad owns hell.”

“No way!” another boy scoffed. “How can a man own hell?”

“Sure he can,” the preacher’s son said. “My mom told my grandma that them elders of our church gave it to him last night.”

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