Daddy’s too fat
One night Little Jimmy couldn’t sleep, so he goes and walks to his parents room. The door was opened up a crack. Little Jimmy looks in and sees his mother on top of the father bouncing up and down. So Little Jimmy, thinking they were busy, he went back to his bed and went to sleep.
The next morning, Little Jimmy asks his mother why she was bouncing up and down on Daddy. Suprised of what her son had said, the mother replies, “Ah, well your father is fat, so I thought I’d bounce on him, so he can lose some weight!”
Then Little Jimmy replies, “I don’t know why you do that for.” The mother asks, “Why!!!?”
Little Jimmy says, “Well because, every time you leave for work, the lady next door comes and blows him back up.”