Dad’s dilemma

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Dad came home one afternoon to find his young son in the middle of the floor with a pencil and paper.

“What are you doing, son?” dad asked.

Jr. replied, “I am figuring my debts up.”

“That’s good son, and what do you think you owe?”

Jr. answered, “I figure I owe mom for nine months carrying charge and at least a 2 year milk bill”

“Jr., that’s great, now what do you figure you owe me?”

Son thought for a minute scratched his head and replied, “Not a darn thing … you’re the one that put me in the hole in the first place.”

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