Dad’s Turn to Feed the Baby

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The first-time dad was taking a turn at feeding the baby some strained peas. Naturally, there were traces of the food all over the baby.

His wife comes in, looks at the infant, then at her husband, who is just staring off into space and says, “What in the world are you doing?”

He replied, “I’m just waiting for the first coat to dry, so I can put on another.”

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