DAMN FISH
Alright this father and son are going fishing at a dam.
So, they’re fishing and the father gets a bite. He reels it in and says, “YEA! I caught a dam fish.”
The boy just looks at his father strangely. The father then says, “We will eat this for dinner.”
Well, dinner rolls around and the father says, “Son pass me the dam fish.”
So the son passes him the fish and then replies, “Dad, now you pass me the fucking potatoes!”