DAMN! I missed
This man named Bob was in a golfing tournament and he was paired up with a nun.
Bob was up and he just barely missed the hole.
Bob: DAMN! I missed!
Nun: Please, don’t use that language around me.
Bob: Sorry, Sister.
Well Bob just barely missed hole 14.
Bob: DAMN! I missed!
Nun: Sir, if you swear one more time I hope the Gods from heaven will strike you down!!!
Bob: Sorry again sister, it won’t happen again.
Well on the 18th hole Bob missed again.
Bob: DAMN!!!! I missed!!
Then up in the clouds you hear thunder and then all of a sudden the nun gets struck by lightning.
(voice of the clouds): DAMN! I missed!!