Damn Trees!
A state trooper pulls over a blonde on a lonely back road
and says, “Ma’am, is there a reason why you’re weaving all
over the road?”
The woman replied, “Oh officer, thank goodness you’re here!
I almost had an accident! I looked up and there was a tree
right in front of me. So, I swerved to the left and there
was another tree in front of me. Then, I swerved to the
right and there was another tree in front of me!”
The officer reached through the side window to the rear
view mirror, and explained, “Ma’am… that’s your air
freshener.”