Dark Tunnel
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Loading ...There was Claudia Schiffer, an Englishman, and an Irishman sitting in a carriage of a real old fashioned train with no lights. When they went through a tunnel, it was all dark.
Suddenly, there was a kissing noise and the sound of a slap. When they came out of the tunnel, the Englishman was sitting with his hand on his cheek as if he had been slapped.
He was thinking: The Irish fella must’ve kissed Claudia Schiffer and when she tried to slap him she got me instead.
Claudia Schiffer was thinking: The English guy must’ve tried to kiss me and kissed the Irish man instead and gottten slapped for it.
The Irishman was thinking: This is great. Next time we go through a tunnel, I’ll make kissing noises and slap the English man again.