DATING DICTIONARY
DATING: The process of spending enormous amounts of time, money, and effort to get better acquainted with a person whom you don’t especially like at present and will learn to lake a lot less in the future.
EASY: A term used to describe a woman who has the morals of a man.
EYE CONTACT: A method utilized by a single woman to communicate to a man that she is interested in him. Despite being advised to do so, many women have difficulty looking a man directly in the eyes, not necessarily due to shyness, but usually because a woman’s eyes are not in her chest.
FRIEND: A member of the opposite sex in your acquaintance who has some quality which makes sleeping with him/her totally unappealing.
INDIFFERENCE: A woman’s feeling towards a man, which is interpreted by the man as “playing hard to get”.
IRRITATING HABIT: What the endearing little qualitites that initially attracted two people to each other turn into after a few months together.
NYMPHOMANIAC: A man’s term for a woman who wants to do it more often than he does.
ATTRACTION: The act of associating horniness with a particular person.
LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT: What occurs when two extremely horny, but not entirely choosy people meet.
LAW OF RELATIVITY: How attractive a given person appears to be is directly proportionate to how unattractive your date is.