Dead Dog

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A man thinking his dog was dead takes him to the vet.

The vet takes the dog and runs a series of tests on him.

For the last test he takes a cat out from a cage and lets the cat run up and down on the dog’s back.

The vet then tells the man that the dog is indeed dead.
The vet then charges the man $120.

A $120 dollars!

Why!!!

$20 for the office call.
$100 for the catscan.

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