Dead Frog
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Loading ...One of the teachers had a kindergartner that came up to her and said that he had found a frog. The teacher asked if the frog was alive or dead. The student said it was dead.
“How do you know it’s dead?”
The boy said, “I pissed in its ear.”
The teacher said, “You WHAT?”
He said, “You know, I went to his ear and said, ‘PSST!’ and it didn’t move. So it must be dead.”
